I had an iced coffee a chicken fajitas and peppers rice and beans and chicarones con salsa, a mexican cofffee and half of a pre workout. I shit a big shit that I thought was a fart I went strait to the bathroom and cleaned my ass. A lot of shit was coming down my ass crack and leg. Some guy was cleaning the floor when I came out. What should I do go back or just wait untill someone else is working?
I Shit My Pants At The Gym
Posted 17 May 2017 - 11:22 PM
Shit happens. I tried some crappy VPX pre-workout that was on clearance at a local store last year. In the middle of captain's chair leg raises, it came back up. Unwilling to admit defeat, I attempted to sequester the unholy concoction in my mouth but it was to no avail. It erupted out of my nose, dripping all over my shirt and onto the floor. I stealthily grabbed some paper towels and cleaned everything up before anyone noticed.
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Posted 18 May 2017 - 05:45 PM
over the years Ive seen dozens of guys throw up at the gym, leg day, drunk from last night, too much food before workout, etc, but I have never seen anybody shit their pants, I dont know how to feel, I am ambivalent, I can neither make fun of you or sympathize with your situation,
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Posted 18 May 2017 - 06:07 PM
Priceless! How are there not more comments.
I never saw this before but I saw many people fall off treadmills and get hurt when I worked there.
Also when I was working at Ballys when I was just a kid..(21?).I went back to check the Sauna and there was a middle aged woman just sititng in there 100% naked sipping a Margarita. Just staring at me, and she invited me in. She had to pack that gear and bring it in intentionally. This was during hours too like 7pm. Of course we had to kick her out, but if only 3 hours later, I'd have a story to tell
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Posted 21 May 2017 - 03:17 PM
hahahaha fucken true I try not to get light colored briefs for that reason. Also there's some minimal protection so you have enough time to get out of dodge. It never happened in the gym but I was close to puking many times. And when I puke,think Team America, it's like a volcano erupting
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