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This is a discussion on Muscle Jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! within the Misc. forums, part of the General Stuff category; Lets hear some of your favorites!!! -Did you hear the news? (Flex) 2 pythons escaped from the zoo! -How do ...

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    Muscle Jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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    Lets hear some of your favorites!!!


    -Did you hear the news? (Flex) 2 pythons escaped from the zoo!

    -How do you wanna die? (Point to one arm) Sudden death? (point to other)Or slow and painful

    -Whats the weather suppose to be like tommorow? I heard forecasts (point to one arm) thunder, and lightning!

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    omg those were so lame. but good effort for trying to start a super fun thread in the good ol' misc!

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    noone knows how to work the forum here. NOOBS

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    bitch tits and worm arms i guess...

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