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    WHO HAS The Best SEXTING Lines!?!? GTFIH NOW!


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    i used to have a genius one but i forgot
    so now i settle for "ill beat that pussy up like some cakemix"

    these arent necessarily serious lines, but somehow between the laughin it kinda turns the girls on
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    I tell them:

    How about you and your girlfriend kiss.
    Now start eating eachother's snatches.

    K, now come up to daddy and give me a kiss and lemme taste those juices.

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    they gotta be borderline funny so there not offensive
    if u wanna get into the hardcore real stuff this thread will get REAL
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    Quote Originally Posted by r1ppedup View Post
    i used to have a genius one but i forgot
    so now i settle for "ill beat that pussy up like some cakemix"

    these arent necessarily serious lines, but somehow between the laughin it kinda turns the girls on
    Thats a good one

    yes keeep them funny so it makes her laugh while thinking dirty at the same time

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanDuchainezLILbro View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by DanDuchainezLILbro View Post
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