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How about you and your girlfriend kiss.
Now start eating eachother's snatches.
K, now come up to daddy and give me a kiss and lemme taste those juices.
This is a discussion on WHO HAS The Best SEXTING Lines!?!? GTFIH NOW! within the Misc. forums, part of the General Stuff category; i used to have a genius one but i forgot so now i settle for "ill beat that pussy up ...
i used to have a genius one but i forgot
so now i settle for "ill beat that pussy up like some cakemix"
these arent necessarily serious lines, but somehow between the laughin it kinda turns the girls on
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I tell them:
How about you and your girlfriend kiss.
Now start eating eachother's snatches.
K, now come up to daddy and give me a kiss and lemme taste those juices.
they gotta be borderline funny so there not offensive
if u wanna get into the hardcore real stuff this thread will get REAL
"When people you don't know hate you, you know you're the best" - Gregg Valentino
1 1/2 yrs in Beast Mode
335 bench
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I'll hit that G-spot like a mouse in a maze.
Thats a good oneOriginally Posted by r1ppedup
i used to have a genius one but i forgot
so now i settle for "ill beat that pussy up like some cakemix"
these arent necessarily serious lines, but somehow between the laughin it kinda turns the girls on
yes keeep them funny so it makes her laugh while thinking dirty at the same time
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If your anus was the swimming pool, and you puss was the garbage dump.... would you still let me go for a swim?
I think we should take things slow...so how about I call you a week from now for a quickie?
You can bend a cherry stem with your tongue, but what can you bend with your vagina?
this one tyme, chatting online, I got my penor caught in the scanner
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i like this ha i'm the anal king!! no homo.
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LOL I think I'm gonna try that line next time on a chick I know... she's blonde, the first thing that's gonna come out of her mouth is "Huh?" lmfao
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Her: Ummm I dunno, what do I have to do?
Me: Beer, Wings, and a Blowjob!
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Everyone loves it lol
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this is funny as hell
Wanna go n halvies on a BASTARD
you can count on your bad looks to not get pregnant, now git on the pill
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