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#26 ezjax

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Posted 04 October 2014 - 11:31 AM

Sounds like you have some experience with dicks and skinny jeans..  

 

I will say they are pretty elastic..  my dick and legs are pretty normal and they fit fine..

 

Admitedly i wear 511s which is one step looser than skinny.  

 

Im sorry you have this wild aversion to slim fitting clothing..  but the general consensus here in the usa is that it looks better.

 

If you can barely fit into loose jeans you are probably a bit over weight..  im sorry for that..  i know for some people battling being overweight is a struggle


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Posted 04 October 2014 - 11:55 AM

LOL Yeah I'm fat-

 

 

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Posted 04 October 2014 - 11:57 AM

If thats really you then you fit into skinny jeans.


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#29 Shrunken Nuts

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Posted 04 October 2014 - 12:21 PM

No he won't...quads won't make it..same problem a lot of us have. I have to buy a waist or two up just to get my quads in too. I'm 6'1" 238. Sub 10% BF year round.



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Posted 04 October 2014 - 12:25 PM

No he won't...quads won't make it..same problem a lot of us have. I have to buy a waist or two up just to get my quads in too. I'm 6'1" 238. Sub 10% BF year round.

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Posted 04 October 2014 - 01:56 PM

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Stop going to bars. Find something else to do. Easy solution.  You can still "go out" without going to bars.


I hear yeah but to do anything worth a damn is an hour away. Also, usually my friends pay for everything, otherwise I would hardly ever go out.

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#32 Baddog671

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Posted 09 October 2014 - 12:35 PM

Regular loose jeans pinch my sack. Guess some of you guys don't have that issue...

#33 saywat2587

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Posted 10 October 2014 - 08:26 AM

5'8'' 205 30 waist need to get 34-36 waist relax jeans to fit. dem 27'' legs.


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Posted 10 October 2014 - 09:55 AM

Mid 30's and I can't stand bars anymore. I live in a city that has the 2nd highest crime rate next to Chicago in IL. Everyone thinks they are some UFC champion, then when something goes down people just shoot eachother. Pretty boring. No go old fashion fights anymore.


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#35 Bronkko

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Posted 17 October 2014 - 01:18 PM

bars are for losers who dont know what tinder is.



#36 PZTHATER

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Posted 17 October 2014 - 02:32 PM

go fuck your bar whores grampz


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#37 biggiesmallz

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Posted 10 November 2014 - 08:21 AM

bar starz

the face paint alone will solve ALL your problems



#38 PZTHATER

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Posted 10 November 2014 - 09:57 AM

Went out Saturday night and didn't get approach by any said fuck boyz but did have two "callouts"

 

1st Callout: Dude gave me hell cause his buddy was fucked up on pills/alcohol and I didn't help pick him up when he was blacked out.

 

"Man, your big help me out lol" but the guy that passed out has been a dick to me in the past so fuck him.

 

2nd Callout: Lead singer for the band that night (we went to school together) called me out for roiding.

 

"Dude, are you roiding or what?!?" then he pissed my buddy off cause he told him "well obviously you are not"

 

The guy always looks at me crazy about the difference in size I have made but I guess he got drunk enough to say something this time.


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#39 biggiesmallz

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Posted 10 November 2014 - 10:25 AM

I too have a big dick.  Check it out;



enuff for two of ur homeboys :)
 


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Posted 10 November 2014 - 10:28 AM

^^100% All Natural 



#41 biggiesmallz

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Posted 10 November 2014 - 10:30 AM

I was watching those jelquing videos online and somehow grew a whole, extra dick....   was a little worried at first...  then I realized bar fuck girls LOVE DP.  :tt2:  :w00t:



#42 biggiesmallz

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Posted 10 November 2014 - 10:37 AM

seriously tho, just steal their bishes if you really wanna get back at em...  you and your GF go pick out a nice bar fuck hottie, take her back to ur guys place, and enjoy....   do I honestly have to solve EVERYTHING?  :online2long: jesus fuckin christ


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Posted 10 November 2014 - 10:39 AM



:yes:  :thumbup1:



#44 biggiesmallz

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Posted 10 November 2014 - 01:32 PM

also, haters gonna hate regardless, whether you're not that big, or THAT big, or whatever...  even if you ain't doin shit wrong, they will find something about you to hate on.  That's what haters do patnah get use to it; fuck em  :fuk2:  took me a long time to realize the truthful, verifiable validity of the depth of the weight of that entire statement, universal fact of life.  :euro:


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#45 biggiesmallz

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Posted 10 November 2014 - 02:02 PM







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Posted 10 November 2014 - 02:55 PM

also this guy covers the bar scene and those very same assholes very well, about halfway in, on drinkin coronas, which is why I'm very particular and selective when it comes to the bars I go to 



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#47 saywat2587

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Posted 10 November 2014 - 03:57 PM

when did biggy become domenic?



#48 biggiesmallz

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Posted 10 November 2014 - 04:42 PM

when did biggy become domenic?

bump for definition and intended use?  :confused1:



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Posted 10 November 2014 - 04:45 PM

not sure in reference to evil cawk or the phf fag


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#50 saywat2587

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Posted 10 November 2014 - 05:48 PM

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