Sounds like you have some experience with dicks and skinny jeans..
I will say they are pretty elastic.. my dick and legs are pretty normal and they fit fine..
Admitedly i wear 511s which is one step looser than skinny.
Im sorry you have this wild aversion to slim fitting clothing.. but the general consensus here in the usa is that it looks better.
If you can barely fit into loose jeans you are probably a bit over weight.. im sorry for that.. i know for some people battling being overweight is a struggle
Edited by ezjax, 04 October 2014 - 11:33 AM.