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#1 SAforgediron

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Posted 04 March 2015 - 12:03 AM

Fuck the following things due to their propensity for making life miserable:

 

-snow

-school

-snow

-cunts who can't drive

-recurring syphillis

-snow

-bitches who refuse to blow you because you "just met"

 


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#2 CurlsRock

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Posted 04 March 2015 - 01:12 AM

Snow sucks, school sucks, cunts that cant drive suck, bitches who refuse to blow you sucks......but syphillis is the shit bro. 


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#3 Yellowsnow

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Posted 04 March 2015 - 07:41 PM

You missed hemroid..............then again the snow feels good on them so you have to look at the bright side.



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Posted 04 March 2015 - 11:20 PM

Bitches who refuse to blow you suck. Quite an ironic polysyndeton
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#5 Looseunitwa

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Posted 05 March 2015 - 04:01 AM

Fukin try 45+degrees Celsius 20 consecutive days! I pray for snow lol literally!

#6 spartan300

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Posted 05 March 2015 - 10:47 AM

skiing is awesome.  find a winter activity



#7 SAforgediron

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Posted 08 March 2015 - 08:16 AM

I refuse. I maintain that winter sucks my dick. Sidewayz.

#8 Chris Benoit

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Posted 12 March 2015 - 08:44 AM

Snow sucks. Snowboarding rules, snowmobiles are awesome, and throwing snowballs in the faces of bitches that won't juice a pork snorkel... Good stuff.

I'm from Northern Minnesota, I moved to get the fugg away from the snow and cold. Now where I live, it's like 115f for like 8 months of the year and I almost want the snow back.

Graduate in 2 months, though. Then moving to either So Cal, So Flo, Hawaii, Puerto Rico, or maybe the U.S. Virgin Islands for awhile. Just gotta be nice, good weather, a decent gym, hot chicks, and some kinda job opportunities where I can make at least $60k+... Can't be taking' no pay cuts. Gotta stay Gucci. Gotta stay Sace, brahs.
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#9 Yellowsnow

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Posted 12 March 2015 - 04:44 PM

What is this snow thing you talk about?  It snowed here last week, since thursday last week it has been close to 70 or 75 everyday.



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Posted 12 March 2015 - 04:45 PM

I'm from Northern Minnesota, I moved to get the fugg away from the snow and cold. Now where I live, it's like 115f for like 8 months of the year and I almost want the snow back.

Graduate in 2 months, though. Then moving to either So Cal, So Flo, Hawaii, Puerto Rico, or maybe the U.S. Virgin Islands for awhile. Just gotta be nice, good weather, a decent gym, hot chicks, and some kinda job opportunities where I can make at least $60k+... Can't be taking' no pay cuts. Gotta stay Gucci. Gotta stay Sace, brahs.

60k goes a whole lot further in N minn compared to S florida or Hawaii.



#11 Chris Benoit

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Posted 13 March 2015 - 09:05 AM

60k goes a whole lot further in N minn compared to S florida or Hawaii.


I'd rather be broke and able to enjoy life than spending my spare time splitting firewood and shoveling snow all day... Been there done that. Lol
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#12 SAforgediron

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Posted 13 March 2015 - 09:35 AM

Word. I'm graduating and headed southwest, grew up in the northeast, lived down in the southeast for a bit and didn't miss the snow, time to give the west coast a try.
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#13 Chris Benoit

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Posted 13 March 2015 - 10:30 AM

Nice. I'm *probably* gonna end up in the San Diego area.
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#14 AntM1564

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Posted 13 March 2015 - 05:53 PM

Thank God the snow is done in CT this year. Now watch a blizzard come lol


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#15 SAforgediron

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Posted 13 March 2015 - 08:52 PM

If it snows again this spring I'm burning down the nearest orphanage.




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