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#176 BeauB

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Posted 03 February 2016 - 04:04 PM

How are things going with exotic-leather-girl?

#177 BrianP0523

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Posted 03 February 2016 - 04:06 PM

we are still talking, although we have not gone on a date yet.



#178 BeauB

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Posted 03 February 2016 - 04:14 PM

Have you followed any more of the exceptionally helpful advice suggested in this thread?

Have you offered her a cup of cheese, for example?

#179 BrianP0523

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Posted 03 February 2016 - 04:15 PM

i think i'm gonna ask her out to dinner Saturday night. we'll see what happens.  i have not offered her a cup of cheese.



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Posted 03 February 2016 - 04:38 PM

Make a video of you rubbing your peen all over her steering wheel.  Show her the video at the end of her shift.  Girls like when guys think about them.


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#181 BrianP0523

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Posted 03 February 2016 - 04:47 PM

that does seem like it would be a thoughtful thing to do



#182 BeauB

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Posted 03 February 2016 - 05:00 PM

Make a video of you rubbing your peen all over her steering wheel.


Agreed.

This is exactly how Armor All got its start.

OP - I would like to thoughtfully suggest you show her your prowess in "doing the mouse".

An illustrative video clip is provided to help you master your skills. I'll suggest you pay particular attention starting at about 3:24, and study, study, study. Chicks dig this stuff. Style points awarded for white pants.



#183 BrianP0523

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Posted 14 February 2016 - 06:27 PM

i think i'm gonna ask her out to dinner Saturday night. we'll see what happens.  i have not offered her a cup of cheese.

 

i finally asked her out; she shot me down but was nice about it.  we had been talking a bit and it seemed to be showing promise, but then she got diagnosed with cancer. maybe it seemed like i was trying to take advantage of her when she was vulnerable, i don't know.  she gave me some story about having a boyfriend, but i think it's bullshit.  she is kinda baffling to me; sometimes she seems like she really likes me but then she pushes me away. i'm just gonna move on and save myself the misery.



#184 BrianP0523

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Posted 14 February 2016 - 06:28 PM

you guys can lock this one up now. Onward!



#185 BeauB

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Posted 14 February 2016 - 07:33 PM

Something tells me you didn't really following the instructions of post #118, otherwise you two might be engaged right now. 

 

And, I might add, there is no way you did the mouse - and she said no.  I know that no woman has ever turned down the mouse. 



#186 BeauB

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Posted 19 August 2016 - 05:50 PM

Update?

#187 BrianP0523

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Posted 19 August 2016 - 08:19 PM

she got fired; i don't know what became of her.  i still have her number, but i haven't contacted her.  i now have my eyes on a gas station attendant, mid-20s and hispanic.  she will not be a gas station attendant for long though, as she just graduated nursing school.


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#188 kins38

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Posted 22 August 2016 - 12:20 AM

Won't Hillary get jealous?. Oh yeah, she doesn't about things like this, she has "integrity".

#189 BeauB

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Posted 26 April 2017 - 01:31 PM

Update, please.

 

The last we hear you were preparing to follow the most excellent advice in post #66.

 

How did that turn out (well, I hope)?






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