I Have A Crush On My Co-Worker
Posted 03 February 2016 - 05:00 PM
Make a video of you rubbing your peen all over her steering wheel.
This is exactly how Armor All got its start.
OP - I would like to thoughtfully suggest you show her your prowess in "doing the mouse".
An illustrative video clip is provided to help you master your skills. I'll suggest you pay particular attention starting at about 3:24, and study, study, study. Chicks dig this stuff. Style points awarded for white pants.
Posted 14 February 2016 - 06:27 PM
i think i'm gonna ask her out to dinner Saturday night. we'll see what happens. i have not offered her a cup of cheese.
i finally asked her out; she shot me down but was nice about it. we had been talking a bit and it seemed to be showing promise, but then she got diagnosed with cancer. maybe it seemed like i was trying to take advantage of her when she was vulnerable, i don't know. she gave me some story about having a boyfriend, but i think it's bullshit. she is kinda baffling to me; sometimes she seems like she really likes me but then she pushes me away. i'm just gonna move on and save myself the misery.
Posted 14 February 2016 - 07:33 PM
Something tells me you didn't really following the instructions of post #118, otherwise you two might be engaged right now.
And, I might add, there is no way you did the mouse - and she said no. I know that no woman has ever turned down the mouse.
Posted 19 August 2016 - 08:19 PM
she got fired; i don't know what became of her. i still have her number, but i haven't contacted her. i now have my eyes on a gas station attendant, mid-20s and hispanic. she will not be a gas station attendant for long though, as she just graduated nursing school.
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